Bruce123321's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[suicide jump]

Very nice.

One of the funniest videos I have seen on newgrounds.

[Flying Around]

Wu?

...What was that? I have no comprehensions on what I watched, pirates, dj's, grocery stores? I know thats supposed to be the humor but its overblown.

[Starguyz: Look Out!]

Perfect amount of wutness

The head biting off was simply so bad it was amazing. And the friends reaction to his blackness was rather, "excited "

Seeing how my name is Bruce, I am probably biased though : P

[hfdgsdfg]

Ugh

I stared at the flash for 5 minutes, thinking that the fish and the UFO was some sort of loading screen. And even as a loading screen it would have been bad.

Alexman159 responds:

It says spam in the comments and the file size is 26 KB. The fact that you looked at neither is funny to me. also stop reviewing things that obviously aren't meant to have any sort of quality to them.

[Madness Vindication]

The meaning of effort.

Main Entry: ef·fort
Pronunciation: \%u02C8e-f%u0259rt, -%u02CCfo%u0307rt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French, from Old French esforz, esfort, from esforcier to force, from ex- + forcier to force
Date: 15th century
1 : conscious exertion of power : hard work <a job requiring time and effort>
2 : a serious attempt : try <making an effort to reduce costs>
3 : something produced by exertion or trying <the novel was her most ambitious effort>
4 : effective force as distinguished from the possible resistance called into action by such a force
5 : the total work done to achieve a particular end <the war effort>

[ih adventure of cylinders]

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Normaly I try to write a comprehensize review. This is an exception, as I found no true comprehensive thing in this flash to critisize so my only tip to you would be.
Make a flash. If your going to draw random faces, upload it into art.

FloppDiddly responds:

This is a flash omg the art portal dont accpet swfs

[Slayeth The Monster!]

Wu?

There are 3 kinds of funny
1. Good Comedy - Gerry Louis, Monty Python Etc.
2. Spoof Comedy - Weird Al. Etc.
3. So Bad/Weird its funny Comedy - Christopher Walken, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Giant Microbe boxes.

So to shorten it - Lolwut?

[Bad Star Wars Movie]

Entertaining, but painful on the eyes.

I felt the use of animation and timing with the music was nice.

The ideas were good, but however poorly executed. The introduction could be cut easily, as I can guarantee nobody really looked at it with any sort of attention.
The attempt to create the illusion of motion literally hurt my eyes, and I had to squint through-ought the rest of it.
The first fight scene was mediocre, while the other two were rather entertaining, in particular the last one.
If you put the work into the large introduction, you could've put a little effort into a ending credits, rather then just cutting off immediantly.
Hope this helps.